The middle of the week

Again,,times flies. I should be finishing packing for the trip but I always wait for the last minute to every thing then run around like a mad women getting it all done. And I always over pack,,,so far I have 15 different shirts,,,2 skorts,,2 clam diggers,,,8 different pairs of shorts,,,only one dress up outfit,,,3 bathing suits,,,(hunting for my black one,,yet),,,and shoes,,,,2 sneakers,,,4 sandles,,2 flip flops,,,2 beach cover ups,,,3 sleep outfits,,,wonder what else I need to pack besides my bathroom gear. We will shop when we get there for food and I am sure I will hit a clothing store. This picture I have posted before and I just love it. I will be walking the beach in 3 days,,,Gosh I can't wait. No alarm clock and hopefully no scheduals to deal with. I will be hitting Golds Gym up there,,,they have a great one with indoor track,,pool..hot tub...and all the machines I love to use and some I hate but force my self to do. The exercise ball I bought I still love it. I finally made it to the gym here today,,,first time all week. My friend's birthday is the 23th of the month,,,I will be away so need to get her presents by Saturday and a cake. Busy next few days. Looking foward to Sunday to lay on the beach. Now I gotta get back to work---Happy trails!!!!!##############################################
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