It's all about ME!!!

Guess why this toonie is in it's birthday suit? Because it's a birthday suit,,,and it's me!!!Today is my big day!!! Turned 39 (choke,,laugh ) again. Well it's really not that bad I guess ,,,I turned 45. I don't look it,,and don't act it...and only feel it when I think of my back. But in a few days I will be able to do cartwheels. That's pretty good since I was never able to do them before. So, yesterday after my shot,,,I still had the numbing meds in my spine and didn't hurt to bad exept for the headache,,so we gassed up the big boat. Put 33 gallons in it,,,brought it to a half of a tank. At the club gas goes for $3.79 to non members and $3.15 for members. We grabbed a sub for him and 1/2 one for me and headed out on the open sea's ( Hudson river). We went north just a bit. Next to This island that is so cool. There is a giant sand hill cliff thing happening there. And sand swallows make there nest in the sand. There are all these little holes in like a wall of sand,,,about 7 to 14 feet off beach and they fly in and out all day. And never crap on me laying in the front of the boat watching them or even on the boat. They come very close as we are only 3 feet from shore. It was hot out to sop I got some good ray's. {J} was able to swim to shore,,,thank god he was in shape to make the 3 feet after that big sub. I was stuck on boat enveying him, I was not aload to get wet,,and really miss not juming in or going skinny dipping. But we got all summer so there will be other times. He walked around the island and even walked up under a mature Eagle. We stayed there till 3;30,,,he was getting burnt. The temperture was 86,,,perfect for me to tan and not burn. My skin is olive and I just brown nicely,,,and continue to just look cute. Don't mean to brag but my mom and dad had all gorgeous kids. We got home and grabbed the dog and headed down to our other boat club to feed the ducks and let the dog swim. He just loves the water and gets along with the ducks. They seem to be use to each other,,,and can be 2 inches away. Later when we got home I told {J} I wanted a early start,,,I wanted to be out of the house by 8 am,,,,He refused to set his alarm,,,And I started to get pissed and ranted and raved,,,threatened to leave his arse home. But then I settled down and remebered I always get my way,,,and he likes to get my goat,,,but in the end I win,,,so I just shut up. I went to sleep later than him and I knew he would get up before the alarm. Right I was again,,,5;30 he is up and tidy up the place. I awoke at 6am,,,to a happy camper. Coffee is made and he gave me lots of things I wanted,,,floats,,cooler,,,Oscillating stand fan. ( I hate ac,,,and in my office a standing fine is just fine for me),,,,my ac sits in the closet another year,,,right where it should stay. And he gave me a bunch of little things I could use...one gift was hide a key for all the blazers. I kinda think that was to help him so when I lock my self out he dosen't have tp run to my rescue. Plus I got cash to by this Anti-gravity chair,,,,If I decide I like it. And we are stopping to get me a gold ankle braclet. I lost my other one some where. So it's turning out to be a pretty good day. We are heading out early and going to the ocean for the day,,,one of my favorite spots. Then it's off to the casino and a nice dinner. Foxwoods sent me a birthday gift of a free dinner for 2. I tried to get resevations there overnight but i waited to long,,all of the hotels are full. So we will stay at Mohican sun,,,for free on them for my birthday. My room was only $39. and I used my wampum points for it,,,so looking foward to that. Better get a move on if I wanna get to the beach by 12 and beat the rain.....HAPPY TRAILS#########################DOCTOR PATIENT RELATIONSHIP
Doctor Dave had slept with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long.
No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he just couldn't.
The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming.
But every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice in his head that said: "Dave, don't worry about it. You aren't the firstmedical practitioner to sleep with one of their patients and you won't bethe last. And you're single. Just let it go, Dave."
But invariably another voice in his head would bring him back toreality, whispering:
Dave.............
Dave............
Dave............
You're a veterinarian, you sick bastard". (0ldy but still makes me laugh)#######A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he wore his collar that way.
The man, who was a priest, said, " I am a Father."The little boy replied, "My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like that."
The priest looked up from his book and answered "I am the Father of many."
The boy said, "My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls, and two grandchildren and he doesn't wear his collar that way."
The priest, getting impatient, said, "I am the Father of hundreds" and went back to reading his book.
The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and said, "Maybe you should wear your pants backwards instead of your collar!!!!".####################################################
Thought for the day...


If you sometimes get the sudden urge to run around naked? Drink some Windex. It will keep you from streaking.


Have a Great Day,