If only he would have used both hands....

Sad to say....but this is what happens when you only use one hand. I warned {J} of this,,,,but I am use he won't listen. Are trip to the Turning Stone was nice. I worked out at the gym there for a good 2 hours....I put 12 miles in on the bike and did numerous laps in the pool. I was so looking foward to a bubble bath,,,,but our room only had a large shower....but that was cool it had 2 different shower heads and enough room for 2 where everyone gets enough water. The area around the casino is very nice,,,very rural and pretty. I could see my self living up there. Close to some very nice lakes,,,,and still just 4 hours from the ocean. No major wins to talk about,,,but on the other hand no major losses,,,,I only took $200,,,,and refused to hit the cash machine,,,so for this I was proud. Now I am back at work,,,,today heading up the road to have lunch with her nephew that is 85 and his scitzo son. Who is 40. I seem to get along good with both of them. I just hope no major outbursts in the resterant.,,,,well leaving with more jokes.....*****************************************************
Some old and some new thoughts......
A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink she says, "I'm on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and it's today.." The bartender says, "Well, since it's your birthday, I'll buy you a drink. In fact, this one is on me."
As the woman finishes her drink, the woman to her right says, "I would like to buy you a drink, too." The old woman says, "Thank you. Bartender, I want a Scotch with two drops of water." "Coming up," says the bartender.
As she finishes that drink, the man to her left says, "I would like to buy you one, too."
The old woman says, "Thank you. Bartender, I want another Scotch with two drops of water." "Coming right up," the bartender says. As he gives her the drink, he says, "Ma'am, I'm dying of curiosity. Why the Scotch with only two drops of water?"
The old woman replies, "Sonny, when you're my age, you've learned how to hold your liquor. Holding your water, however, is a whole other issue."
"OLD" IS WHEN .. Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and
you answer, "Pick one; I can't do both!"
"OLD " IS WHEN ... Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.
"OLD" IS WHEN .. A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens
the garage door.
"OLD" IS WHEN .. Going braless pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
"OLD" IS WHEN .. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you
don't have to go along.
"OLD" IS WHEN .. You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by
the police.
"OLD" IS WHEN .."Getting a little action" means you don't need to take any fiber
today
"OLD" IS WHEN .. "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.
"OLD" IS WHEN .. An "all nighter" means not getting up to use the bathroom.
AND
"OLD" IS WHEN .. You are not sure these are jokes. . . . ! HAPPY TRAILS!!!!!