THE BIRTHDAY TRIP :>)

We are back from our journey. The ride was awefull as always for me. I hate traffic and seeing people talk on their phone or pic their nose in heavy traffic. All was good till around Sprinfield then it picks up,,,and no better by Hartford. If at any it was worse. Going 80 miles a hour and being able to see the labels on their clothes in the cars in front of us makes me rather uneasy to say the least. {J} says I need to be on valium for long distance. I just think if we didn't tail gate,,,race like the devil was after us,,,it would make for more of a enjoyable ride. I watched a dvd inbetween eyes closed,,wich was good. The movie was "Splangish" or close to that. Pretty good,,,I was hoping the chef ended up with the mexican,,,{J} said he saw it before and that is what happens,,,,WRONG. His memory is failling. But would have made for a better ending. I am always pulling that the under dog wins. Any how we got to Hamminessit state park,,,a little after 11am,,,a hour before I planned. We walked the whole beach,,that was so nice. There was a overcast in the sky and I thought for sure it would rain,,,nope on the return walk sky became blue and the sun was shinning. There was a lot of people on beach but yet not overly to many.
We decided to move the blazer half way between both beaches and put on our swim suits and catch some rays. It was beautiful. Listening to the waves rolling in reminded me of the sound of thunder carried longer in the wind. {J} stayed a long time there with me before he decided to sit in blazer with AC on and read the paper. Gave me time to take a good cap nap. We showered off,{not together :<( } And headed over to Mohigan sun for check in. We were on the 18th floor,,,much lower than I am use to being,,but we still had great views. We are always over looking the river and that is nice. We changed again and were off to Foxwoods for supper. Had a nice meal at Verandu's....it was long though waiting for a table and then for our entree to come,,,{J} hates waiting. By the time I ate the appetizef and the salad I was full. I was glad the mail meal didn't come so close. We played there after that for just a short time.....I had a $80 dollar voucher I forgot to hand in the last time so I just spent that on a dollar Monti Carla machine. That is a fun slot. When it spins and lands on a certain position the big wheel on top spins and you can win any where from $25.-$1500 or something like that....I had it land a few times on small amounts $30,,,and a rubber necker leand to see what I got,,,I told him $500 with no enthusiasm,,,,just kidding,,they were overwelmed till I started laughing,,,well actually {J} did first. We went back to Mohican sun,,,,{J} was beat and decided to hang out in room,,,,I went down and put $20 in Wheel of Fortune,,,,hit it for $400,,,took the money andf headed to the $5 machine,,,put about $100 in and got a $545 voucher out,,,so now I am over $900,,,played about $60 more and got $300 more,,,,That was when I was hit over the head and robbed,,,well ok,,I wasn't,,,I was just stupid and lost it all,,,,There went that new camera I planned on,,,,Wonder if I will ever learn. Went up to the room broke by 10;30 and watched tv. I have no concept of the value of a dollar so it didn't really bother me. I think if my girlfrien Linda was there she would have been yelling and demanding to put me on a buget. We awoke pretty early,,,1/2 before room service,,,and had a nice breakfast. We left the casino by 11am,,,and headed home,,,by the way of a jewlery store where {J} got me my gold ankle braclet he promissed. It is beautiful,,,and I love it,,,,I bought the charm for it,,,,a gold heart that dangles,,,simply awesume. We even stopped in Springfield and I hit Kohel's store and got a new swim suit and pair of shorts. So now we remain at home till the morrow,,,where I will make a apperance at work for 4 hours. I forgot to bring my camera on our journey,,,,but the pic posted is a nice one from camping last year,,,,we are going there again in a month,,,,I can't wait--And I will have a new camera by then,,,,Happy Trails!!!!###########################Subject: Butt Measurement>>>A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man >looks>over at his wife and says: "Your butt is getting really big, I mean >really>big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue.">>With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill >and>then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's >bottom.>"Yes, I was right; your butt is two inches wider than the >barbecue!!!" The>woman chose to ignore her husband.>>Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling a little frisky. He >makes>some advan ces towards his wife who completely brushes him off.>"What's>wrong?" he asks. She answers: "Do you reall! y think I'm going to fire >up this>big-ass grill for one little weenie?">>#########################
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