Lazy Saturday!!!

Today being Saturday a work day for me,,,that I had off. I had big plans for getting a lot done today,,,Yup,,,major plans to work around the house,,,go to the gym,,,organize my computer room,,,and my clothes,,,work in the garden,,,see my Mom,,,,I accomplished zilch. I did manage to give away some clothes I didn't use. Went to my patients house. Took a walk with {J} to the club,,,then a 3 hour nap,,,now hoping to cram all that I need to do in one day on the morrow,,,it is not going to happen unless I get up at 2am. It sure felt good to take that afternoon nap. Probably would still be there if not for the phone ringing. I even missed doing my banking today,,,so with no cash I saved a lot from not shopping. I hate to use my charge cards,,,I have one up to a grand and to me that is way too much. Need to pay it off by the end of this month.I like going on vacation with empty cards and not much cash,,so then I can use the cards. I did surf on the internet this am,,,I even voted for my favorite intern on Capital Hill,,,,that was at wonkette.com,,,,my chose was Blake Massad,,2nd was Will Anderson and 3rd Joe Fore. They actually looked like little boys to me,,,but I picture them in 10 years. I also saw on the web at cruel site .com,,,,where in Cameroon (Africa) they iron the breast of young girls to keep them from developing. So that they don't marry young (@ 12) and are able to go to school and get a education with out the temptation of boys,,,,how freaking sick is that!!,,,That needs to be outlawed universally!!!They don't used a iron ...The most commonly used tool is a wooden pestle,,,or heated banana's or coconuts. Thank God I am born in the USA. So many different cultures with there absurd beliefs. (China or Japan) I always thought bounding the feet so they stayed small was a good idea,,till I saw the deformities of them as they aged. That is totally gross too. Barbaric customs. Was trying to recall the worse we have in our society,,,guess when we were young it was being grounded,,,or forced to go to school,,,or church,,,but all of those things are good,,,well on the morrow I plan to help {J} get over his fear of washing utensils. He has a habit of leaving them in the sink till they pile up---dishes,,pots,,glasses all done,,but forks , spoons and knifes scare him,,is that a man thing or just his perk,,,hummmm,,,,well Happy Trails!!!!###############################
Jerry went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I've got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there's somebody under it. I'm going crazy!""Just put yourself in my hands for 1 year," said the shrink. "Come talk to me 3 times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears.""How much do you charge?""$80 per visit," replied the doctor."I'll sleep on it," said Jerry.Six months later the doctor met Jerry on the street. "Why didn't you ever come to see about those fears you were having?" asked the psychiatrist."Well 80 bucks a visit 3 times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money I went and bought me a new pickup!""Is that so! And how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?""He told me to cut the legs off the bed! Ain't nobody under there now!!!" ########################################The other day, I had to go to the emergency room. Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I went to the Army-Navy store, and bought some OD pants and a shirt. Then I sewed a couple of patches on, which I grabbed from the internet.. It was amazing how many people left as I walked in. I guess they suddenly decided they weren't that sick after all.. Here is the patch that you can sew on your clothing if you are in need of quicker emergency service. (THE PICTURE DIDN"T COME OUT>>>>it was of a Border Patrol Patch!!! Funny if you saw it>