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Monday, May 14, 2007

Half Nekkid Thursday,,,,,button less


This shot is a lazy shot....I was to tired to sit up and take the picture of Plum Island. I mentioned it yesterday and thought you could see it from the picture I posted but I was wrong. I was thinking last night and the one thing I missed with going camping this year,,,,no full moon. For as long as I could remember every year camping we had a full moon. Have to check the calendar for next year and plan around that. Even though I don't yet have a half nekkid Thursday hnt button. I tried to copy/paste it but I think this weekend I will change my whole template and put it on then. Well {J} is feeling a little better,,,we went and took the small boat out for I bit. I forgot my suit and thought I would just go swimming any way,,,,,but he let me drive the boat and me being the baby I can be was afraid to bring it near the island so I turned it around and headed back in,,,,as I was pretended to faint so he could just take over the wheel and drive. So after 1/2 hour at going .5 miles per hr. He took over and we went and feed the ducks,,,,and after all that I feel I need to go out and buy my self something. My left hand has been itching all morning,,,,I think I am going to win the lottery,,,Yippy I cant wait,,,,now it's off to the store...Happy Trails!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!A good looking young man walked into an agent's office in Hollywood and said "I want to be a movie star." Tall, handsome and with some experience on Broadway, he had the right credentials. The agent asked, "What's your name?"The guy said, "My name is Penis vanLesbian."The agent said, "Sir, I hate to tellyou, but in order to get intoHollywood, you are going to have tochange your name.""I will NOT change my name! The VanLesbian name is centuries old, I will not disrespect my grandfather bychanging my name. Not Ever."The agent said, "Sir, I have worked inHollywood for years...you will NEVER go far in Hollywood witha name like Penis van Lesbian! I'm telling you, you willHAVE TO change your name or I will not be able to represent you.""So be it! I guess we will not dobusiness together" the guy said and he left the agent's office.FIVE YEARS LATER.....The agent opens an envelope sent to hisoffice.Inside the envelope is a letter and acheque for $50,000.The! agent is awestruck, who wouldpossibly send him $50,000? he reads the letter enclosed..."Dear Sir, Five years ago, I came intoyour office wanting to become an actor in Hollywood, you told me Ineeded to change my name. Determined to make it with my God-givenbirth name, I refused.You told me I would never make it inHollywood with a name like Penis van Lesbian. After I left youroffice, I thought about what you said. I decided you were right. I had to change myname.I had too much pride to return to youroffice, so I signed with another agent.I would never have made it withoutchanging my name, so the enclosed cheque is a token of my appreciation. Thank you for your advice. Sincerely, Dick van Dyke @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@Subject: Diet Story
I have 2 Labrador Retrievers & I was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out.
A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no; it was because I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.
I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.