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TWO GUYS AT HOME DEPOT LOOKING FOR THEIR WIVES
Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around Home Depot when they collide.
The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."
The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."
The old guy says, Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?
The young guy says, "Well, she is 27 yrs old, tall, with red hair, blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white shorts. What does your wife look like?"
The old guy says, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours!"########################################I can't believe it is the ending of May soon. And a holiday weekend,,,the weather here is going to be great,,in the 80's,. Perfect weather for boating and hanging out on our Island. {J} is going to make all the salads and do all the cooking so all I have to do is look cute and enjoy my self. I bought this airbrush tan for legs,,and I already have a tan on them ,,,so I sprayed it on anyhow and I love it. It makes your legs look perfect,,,as if they are freshly shaved which I didn't have time to do this am.. Yesterday at work I went out in the garden to plant some tomatoes and noticed right next to me was a pit bull. Now I like dogs,,all dogs but them. I think the media and all the bad rap you hear about them really makes me distrust them. Well I talked to it and didn't show I was scared and made my way back to the house. About 2 hours later these 2 "Boys from the Hood" are walking around the farm calling the dog. I told them I saw IT,,,2 hours earlier,,,they said they got that one they are looking for the male dog now. Great I thought another freaking pit bull,,ugh. Lucky for me I did not spot him all night. I have 4 stray cats on the farm that hang out with me on the porch and all I thought is that dog grabbing one of my pets. I kept my mace handy. Spoke to my boss and he told me no more pets,,,as if I would want that dog,,,now if it was a German Shepard that would have been different. Well now it's off to my post card reading job,,,,Hope it all goes quick,,,Happy Trails....Cheers!!
Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around Home Depot when they collide.
The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."
The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."
The old guy says, Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?
The young guy says, "Well, she is 27 yrs old, tall, with red hair, blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white shorts. What does your wife look like?"
The old guy says, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours!"########################################I can't believe it is the ending of May soon. And a holiday weekend,,,the weather here is going to be great,,in the 80's,. Perfect weather for boating and hanging out on our Island. {J} is going to make all the salads and do all the cooking so all I have to do is look cute and enjoy my self. I bought this airbrush tan for legs,,and I already have a tan on them ,,,so I sprayed it on anyhow and I love it. It makes your legs look perfect,,,as if they are freshly shaved which I didn't have time to do this am.. Yesterday at work I went out in the garden to plant some tomatoes and noticed right next to me was a pit bull. Now I like dogs,,all dogs but them. I think the media and all the bad rap you hear about them really makes me distrust them. Well I talked to it and didn't show I was scared and made my way back to the house. About 2 hours later these 2 "Boys from the Hood" are walking around the farm calling the dog. I told them I saw IT,,,2 hours earlier,,,they said they got that one they are looking for the male dog now. Great I thought another freaking pit bull,,ugh. Lucky for me I did not spot him all night. I have 4 stray cats on the farm that hang out with me on the porch and all I thought is that dog grabbing one of my pets. I kept my mace handy. Spoke to my boss and he told me no more pets,,,as if I would want that dog,,,now if it was a German Shepard that would have been different. Well now it's off to my post card reading job,,,,Hope it all goes quick,,,Happy Trails....Cheers!!
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