Rain Rain Go away!!!!!

A rose by any other name is me. I just love roses,,,my garden at work consists of 14 rose bushes. My patient's son Willy helped me plant them 3 years ago and they are doing wonderfull.I seem to be having a problem with my veggies out there. Something is eating the green beans. I applied some veggie dust to them,,but still the bugs thrive on it. Today we awoke to the steady beat of rain. This month has been awful,,I think we had more days of rain than my sky blue days. It kinda ruins our plans for picking cherries and taking my patient out. I go back at 1 o'clock and I am hoping the rain stops by then. Even the geese look depressed in the rain. {J} informed me his favorite duck is missing. My uncle has a bunch of ducks down by the river and {J} got attached to one cute white and brown duck. Very friendly even Bingo the dog does not scare it. I believe it was supper for a fox,,,or wild dog. Poor critter,,,Just goes to show you we are all part of this food chain. Next month when we go on vacation,,,I do not want any day to be rainy,,,We have had enough of this crap in the North. Guess i gotta make my own sunshine today. Happy Trails!!!!>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> This guy went to the zoo one day. While he was standing in front of the>>>> gorilla's enclosure, the wind gusted and he got some grit in his eye. As>>>> he pulled his eyelid down to dislodge the particle, the gorilla went>>>> crazy, bent open the bars, and beat the guy senseless. When the guy came>>>> to, the zookeeper was anxiously bending over him, and as soon as he was>>>> able to talk, he explained what had happened. The zookeeper nodded and>>>> explained that in gorilla language, pulling down your eyelid means "F*ck>>>> you". This didn't make the gorilla's victim feel any better and he vowed>>>> revenge. The next day he purchased two large knives, two party hats, two>>>> party horns, and a large sausage. Putting the sausage in his pants, he>>>> hurried to the zoo and over to the gorilla's cage, into which he tossed>>>> a hat, a knife, and a party horn. Knowing that the big apes were natural>>>> mimics, he put on a party hat. The gorilla looked at him, and looked at>>>> the hat, and put it on. Next he picked up his horn and blew on it. The>>>> gorilla picked up his horn and did the same. Then the man picked up his>>>> knife, whipped the sausage out of his pants, and sliced it neatly in>>>> two. The gorilla looked at the knife in his cage, looked at his own>>>> crotch, and pulled down his eyelid.>>>>@@@@@@@@@
Teen age sex:

The mother of a 17-year-old girl was concerned that her daughter was having sex. Worried the girl might become pregnant and adversely impact the family's status, she consulted the family doctor.
The doctor told her that teenagers today were very willful and any attempt to stop the girl would probably result in rebellion. He then told her to arrange for her daughter to be put on birth control and until then, talk to her and give her a box of condoms.
Later that evening, as her daughter was preparing for a date, the woman told her about the situation and handed her a box of condoms.
The girl burst out laughing and reached over to hug her mother saying:
"Oh Mom! You don't have to worry about that! I'm dating Susan!"

Church:

A man went to church one day and afterward he stopped to shake the preacher's hand. He said "Preacher, I'll tell you, that was a damned fine sermon. Damned good!"
The preacher said, "Thank you sir, but I'd rather you didn't use profanity."
The man said, "I was so damned impressed with that sermon I put five thousand dollars in the offering plate!"
The preacher said, "No shit?"

Pancakes:

Brenda and Steve took their six-year-old son to the doctor.
With some hesitation, they explained that although their little angel appeared to be in good health, they were concerned about his rather small penis.
After examining the child, the doctor confidently declared, "Just feed him pancakes. That should solve the problem."
The next morning when the boy arrived at breakfast, there was a large stack of warm pancakes in the middle of the table.
"Gee, Mom," he exclaimed. "For me?"
"Just take two," Brenda replied. "The rest are for your father."