
Subject: Drug Theft Gone Wrong> A news article from a Florida Newspaper:>> When Nathan Radlich's house was burgled, thieves lefthis TV, his VCR,> and even left his watch. What they did take was"generic white cardboard> box filled with grayish-white powder." (That at leastis the way the> police> described it.)>> A spokesman for the Fort Lauderdale police said "thatit looked similar> to cocaine and they'd probably thought they'd hit thebig time.">> Then Nathan stood in front of the TV cameras andpleaded with the> burglars: "Please return the cremated remains of mysister, Gertrude.> She died three years ago.">> Well, the next morning, the bullet-riddled corpse of adrug dealer known> as Hoochie Pevens was found on Nathan's doorstep. Thecardboard box was> there too; about half of Gertrude's ashes remained.And there was this> note.> It said: "Hoochie sold us the bogus blow, so we wastedHoochie. Sorry we> snorted your sister.>> No hard feelings. Have a nice day."________________________________________>>David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR>> > > drivers:>>>> > > # 10 - Have to sit upright while driving.>> > > # 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.>> > > # 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.>> > > # 7 - Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at >>the>>same>> >time.>> > > # 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale JR.>> > > # 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race.>> > > # 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho.>> > > # 3 - No Cadillac's approved for competition.>> > > # 2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out & run.>> > >>> > >>> > > AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR...>> > >>> > >>> > > #1 - They can't wear their helmets sideways!>>>>>>@@@@I haven't acquired all of this and definitely haven't mastered all - maybe that is my problem!! Enjoy
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