Today definitely falls under the category "pretty day",,every thing just seemed to flow along nicely,,,no prozac needed. Awoke rather early,,,,5 am,,birds chirping,,patient snoring,,,and thought yup 2 more hours of zzzz's. Could hear the bus for the workers beeping at 6am,,,and off to dream land I went. Re-awoke at 7am,,,pt. Still asleep ,,,able to shower and stretch and just enjoy and appreciate the am,,,rain free!!!! Had relief coming in at 9am for a 4 hour break....all intentions of hitting the gym,,,ans a short shopping spree..--went home did a load of laundry...Played in garden---went down to river and saw {J},,,,by way of a burger from sterwerts,,,,so unlike me,,to eat a hamburger and from under a light that might have been cooked a week before,,But I dozed the sucker in ketchup & Mayo and some hot relish. And it actually tasted very good. Never made it to the gym to work it off so next day to go is SUNDAY so shall do extra then...Supper was a salad. Talked to my little sister {Margaret} today,,,,I envy her so....She doesn't have to work,,,,has four beautiful children,,,one I am the Godmother too. And she is such a cute person,,,soon she shall be moving "North"and closer to me. {She wanted me to mention how hot and desirable she is compared to me,,,,but "love ya Midge",,,you are cute in your own and so am I,,,And I am sorry to say,you know your old favorite boyfriend,,,,"well I did Joey last week,,,and sorry to say sis,,he was like so-so...Midge you weren't a great teacher there!!!!LOMA,,,,,Gott end now Joey wants lessons,,,busy as I am,,shall help him,,Thank me later!!!! Happy Trails!!!!

A day in my life

Yesterday turned out to be pretty good. By the time I got back to work the sun also made a appearance. We headed up the road to visit with her nephew and his son. They seem to be doing pretty good. The younger one,,(35 years old) ,,,scitzo,,,seemed to be having a good day. Did tell me that one of the rabbits died,,but the other one is doing just great and happy hopping all around the attic. Not my number one spot for a rabbit,,but to each their own. The birds are all doing good flying around the house. They are trying to sell the house,,,with the intention that the son remains in one of the extra apartments there,,,with the new owners acting as a person in charge for him,,,,don't see that happening any time soon. After our visit there we went down and hung out at the strawberry stand. That part is always so much fun. Plus I got to load te car up with flower plants and veggies and fruit. My patient loves watching her son mingle with the cutomers. I started this post yesterday am,,,At 6 am,,,I saw the 2 bus load of workers head out,,,,one bus to pick the cherries and the other to the strawberry fields. At 6;45 am,,,the skies opened up and rain poured thunder and lighting,,,,I had to shut pc off. I headed out at 7;30 and could see the buses pull in driveway as I left,,,,that really sucked. They maybe got a hours worth of pickin in. I got back here by 12pm,,,sun was out and all right with the world,,,untill I saw the news,,,Albany yacht club,,,all there docks buckled in the rizing waters and alot of the boats hit each other and some broke loose. That is such a awefull thing to happen. Our big boat is only 30 minutes down the river from there. They said they might not be able to repair and fix all the docks. My solution,,,all the members inthe Mohawk counsel,,get together and pitch in. Then at the end have a great big party. That sure would be nice if that happens. I checked my email today and recieved a letter from GOP,,,Ken Melham RNC chairman...asking me to help wish our President a happy birthday on July 6th. By signing a virtual card and giving a gift of $60 since thats how old he will be,,,or $25- or higher,,,Sorry Ken,,but that ain't going happen. I seem to recall I had a birthday and got nadda from Georgie so he can forget it. Plus I don't think he is doing a great job. Hear is a letter stating how to help the airlines he might be interested in ........Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place. Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell - the attendants have gotten old and haggard-looking. They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss? The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a "party atmosphere" going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women. Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money. Hell, I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working and have them kick back 20% of the tips. Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues. This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right - a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset. Why the hell didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself? Sincerely, Bill Clinton ################Have A GREAT DAY!!!!HAPPY TRAILS!!!!!

Rain Rain Go away!!!!!

A rose by any other name is me. I just love roses,,,my garden at work consists of 14 rose bushes. My patient's son Willy helped me plant them 3 years ago and they are doing wonderfull.I seem to be having a problem with my veggies out there. Something is eating the green beans. I applied some veggie dust to them,,but still the bugs thrive on it. Today we awoke to the steady beat of rain. This month has been awful,,I think we had more days of rain than my sky blue days. It kinda ruins our plans for picking cherries and taking my patient out. I go back at 1 o'clock and I am hoping the rain stops by then. Even the geese look depressed in the rain. {J} informed me his favorite duck is missing. My uncle has a bunch of ducks down by the river and {J} got attached to one cute white and brown duck. Very friendly even Bingo the dog does not scare it. I believe it was supper for a fox,,,or wild dog. Poor critter,,,Just goes to show you we are all part of this food chain. Next month when we go on vacation,,,I do not want any day to be rainy,,,We have had enough of this crap in the North. Guess i gotta make my own sunshine today. Happy Trails!!!!>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> This guy went to the zoo one day. While he was standing in front of the>>>> gorilla's enclosure, the wind gusted and he got some grit in his eye. As>>>> he pulled his eyelid down to dislodge the particle, the gorilla went>>>> crazy, bent open the bars, and beat the guy senseless. When the guy came>>>> to, the zookeeper was anxiously bending over him, and as soon as he was>>>> able to talk, he explained what had happened. The zookeeper nodded and>>>> explained that in gorilla language, pulling down your eyelid means "F*ck>>>> you". This didn't make the gorilla's victim feel any better and he vowed>>>> revenge. The next day he purchased two large knives, two party hats, two>>>> party horns, and a large sausage. Putting the sausage in his pants, he>>>> hurried to the zoo and over to the gorilla's cage, into which he tossed>>>> a hat, a knife, and a party horn. Knowing that the big apes were natural>>>> mimics, he put on a party hat. The gorilla looked at him, and looked at>>>> the hat, and put it on. Next he picked up his horn and blew on it. The>>>> gorilla picked up his horn and did the same. Then the man picked up his>>>> knife, whipped the sausage out of his pants, and sliced it neatly in>>>> two. The gorilla looked at the knife in his cage, looked at his own>>>> crotch, and pulled down his eyelid.>>>>@@@@@@@@@
Teen age sex:

The mother of a 17-year-old girl was concerned that her daughter was having sex. Worried the girl might become pregnant and adversely impact the family's status, she consulted the family doctor.
The doctor told her that teenagers today were very willful and any attempt to stop the girl would probably result in rebellion. He then told her to arrange for her daughter to be put on birth control and until then, talk to her and give her a box of condoms.
Later that evening, as her daughter was preparing for a date, the woman told her about the situation and handed her a box of condoms.
The girl burst out laughing and reached over to hug her mother saying:
"Oh Mom! You don't have to worry about that! I'm dating Susan!"

Church:

A man went to church one day and afterward he stopped to shake the preacher's hand. He said "Preacher, I'll tell you, that was a damned fine sermon. Damned good!"
The preacher said, "Thank you sir, but I'd rather you didn't use profanity."
The man said, "I was so damned impressed with that sermon I put five thousand dollars in the offering plate!"
The preacher said, "No shit?"

Pancakes:

Brenda and Steve took their six-year-old son to the doctor.
With some hesitation, they explained that although their little angel appeared to be in good health, they were concerned about his rather small penis.
After examining the child, the doctor confidently declared, "Just feed him pancakes. That should solve the problem."
The next morning when the boy arrived at breakfast, there was a large stack of warm pancakes in the middle of the table.
"Gee, Mom," he exclaimed. "For me?"
"Just take two," Brenda replied. "The rest are for your father."

the day,,,,,,

This shot,,is just a little speck of my garden,,,every green you see is a flower yet to bloom.Everything is pretty well low maintance. Witch is great. The Babies Breath that is not yet in bloom is pinkish. Having spent the last 4 days home,,and I did nothing in the garden,,,but yet I enjoyed it so. I need to get out there and cut back my dead Valverian plant's floweres,,,other than that all is doing great out there. A few plants did not come back over the winter but those that did are truley awesum. Even my fern that I took from my trip to Selkirk Shores. I am now back at work,,,have been last 36 hours,,(almost like stranded on a Island),,,,my gardends here are doing great,,,her son in law came and mowed,,,,I was going to get one of the Jamican's to weed,,,but he promissed to come back later and do that for me......he does not know plants,,,took down my 5 corn on the cob plants,,,,witch were 12inches tall..that really sucked,,,,but shall plant again. Every thing is so slow paced here at work,,,I get bored. Yesterday for fun I disconnected the drain pipes and cleaned them out for something to do. My patient is doing good,,,at 95,,,her demetia is at times just like mine. The other girls here keep the house pretty clean,,,so for me being management I am bored !!!!Wonder how many others can say that about their jobs.I am so use to checking vitals,,,and doing medical stuff,,,,here Dr.Phil is the best part of our day,,,dam him he is on reruns!!,,,Well on the morrow heading out to go to gym for a couple of hours,,then back her to take her visiting,,,,unless her great nephew who is scitzo,,has a issue,,,I think it might be boring ,,,,-----This person I USE to know,,,,is such a freaking dick head. When I sign into MSN,,,and set my site to away,,,,they remain on....once I go on,,,they disapear,,,,all I wanta say to them is screw you!!!! ,,,,and all I wish and cast apon them is bad Karma,,,so if your reading this ----Hi how you doing,,,(as I poke pins in your doll) Happy Trails!!!!

Sunday,,June 25Th

Well I did it,,,I went out and bought a new camera,,,It is great -The pictures are so clear and no waiting for them like my other camera. Sure do wish I knew how to use all the features on it. It is a Olympus FE-115. Not sure if that is a good camera or not. But I do seem to like it so far. This is a first picture I took with it. So dam clear,,,the colors are great,,,wish I had a green squash in that bowl,,,think that would have looked cool. Was going to take a shot of the food grilling on the grill,,but it's raining,,and I am holding off till {J} makes it. I know if I wait a bit,,his tummy will yell," ,screw it,,I will cook.,,Yup there he is in the kitchen grumbling and acting like a jerk. He can be such a dick head at times. He took the London broil that I was marinating and cut it in half,,,by the thickness,,I marinated 2 different kinds you think he would appreciate that,,,nope. Well luckily he just cut his own up. Think it is the German in him that makes him the way he is,,,,needless to say that part I hate. Give me the Italian side of him. If he acted this way years ago I would have snubbed his arse and wouldn't think of dating a guy so stubborn. Just thinking,,,humm the dog is a German Shepard but yet so different. Wonder how he would be if he could talk. Well on another note,,I finally made it to the gym today. Was a little hesitant on getting on the scale. I haven't worked out in about 1 1/2 weeks. But I was happy that I didn't gain any weight and actually lost 5 lbs. Supper turned out good,,,think {J} was surprised I didn't buy Tederloin,,,he even asked me what made me buy London Broil...I haven't bought that cut of meat in 10 years. My piece came out great,,I soaked it in a Ginger & Sesame seed . His was in a more Manley type of dressing (stero typing). And his was tough,,,over cooked and he screwed it up by cutting it. I went up to the nursing home and saw my mom today. I even stayed and had lunch with her that was nice. The homes are so short of help,,,I think the majority of the people they hire are lazy,,,I told the one girl to make a note that my mom needs a dentist appointment,,,oh no,,you gotta do that on Monday,,,I mean she couldn't just jot it down and pass that info along. If I ran a home it would be so much more personal. And the staff would definitely have gym access and dental. I even splurged on my self today and hit the candy store...So much for the 5lbs I lost,,,,I bought 3/4 of Ginger candy and 5 truffels,,,gave {J} one,,,Right now the rain is coming down in a nice steady beat,,truly a good evening for lighting some candles and chilling out,,,,Enjoy,,,,Happy Trails!!!######################################Be careful out there, this person may be lurking in your area!
> Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make > their days interesting. Well for example, the other day I went into > town and went to a shop in Elizabeth street. I was only in there for > about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a cop writing out aparking ticket.> I went up to him and said, "Come on mate, how about giving a senior a > break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a> Nazi. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having > worn tyres.> So I called him a piece of dog shit.> He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the > first.> Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 > minutes.> The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.> Personally, I didn't give a shit. I came into town by bus.> I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's > important at my age.> -->> @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@Sally was driving home from one of her business trips in Northern Arizona when she saw an elderly Navajo woman walking on the side of the road. As the trip was a long and quiet one, she stopped the car and asked the Navajo woman if she would like a ride. With a silent nod of thanks, the woman got into the car. Resuming the journey, Sally tried in vain to make a bit of small talk with the Navajo woman. The old woman just sat silently, looking intently at everything she saw, studying every little detail, until she noticed a white bag on the seat next to Sally. "What in bag?" asked the old woman. Sally looked down at the white bag and said, "It's a box of chocolates. I got it for my husband". " The Navajo woman was silent for another moment or two. Then speaking with the quiet wisdom of an elder, she said: "Good trade.",,(How I I could relate to this one a hour ago!!!)#########He told me we couldn't afford beer anymore and I'd have to quit. Then I caught him spending $65.00 on a tool.. And I asked how come I had to give up stuff and he didn't. He said he needed the tool to look manly for me. I told him that was what the beer was for. I don't think he's coming back. !!! { Reworded for my advantage}

Lazy Saturday!!!

Today being Saturday a work day for me,,,that I had off. I had big plans for getting a lot done today,,,Yup,,,major plans to work around the house,,,go to the gym,,,organize my computer room,,,and my clothes,,,work in the garden,,,see my Mom,,,,I accomplished zilch. I did manage to give away some clothes I didn't use. Went to my patients house. Took a walk with {J} to the club,,,then a 3 hour nap,,,now hoping to cram all that I need to do in one day on the morrow,,,it is not going to happen unless I get up at 2am. It sure felt good to take that afternoon nap. Probably would still be there if not for the phone ringing. I even missed doing my banking today,,,so with no cash I saved a lot from not shopping. I hate to use my charge cards,,,I have one up to a grand and to me that is way too much. Need to pay it off by the end of this month.I like going on vacation with empty cards and not much cash,,so then I can use the cards. I did surf on the internet this am,,,I even voted for my favorite intern on Capital Hill,,,,that was at wonkette.com,,,,my chose was Blake Massad,,2nd was Will Anderson and 3rd Joe Fore. They actually looked like little boys to me,,,but I picture them in 10 years. I also saw on the web at cruel site .com,,,,where in Cameroon (Africa) they iron the breast of young girls to keep them from developing. So that they don't marry young (@ 12) and are able to go to school and get a education with out the temptation of boys,,,,how freaking sick is that!!,,,That needs to be outlawed universally!!!They don't used a iron ...The most commonly used tool is a wooden pestle,,,or heated banana's or coconuts. Thank God I am born in the USA. So many different cultures with there absurd beliefs. (China or Japan) I always thought bounding the feet so they stayed small was a good idea,,till I saw the deformities of them as they aged. That is totally gross too. Barbaric customs. Was trying to recall the worse we have in our society,,,guess when we were young it was being grounded,,,or forced to go to school,,,or church,,,but all of those things are good,,,well on the morrow I plan to help {J} get over his fear of washing utensils. He has a habit of leaving them in the sink till they pile up---dishes,,pots,,glasses all done,,but forks , spoons and knifes scare him,,is that a man thing or just his perk,,,hummmm,,,,well Happy Trails!!!!###############################
Jerry went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I've got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there's somebody under it. I'm going crazy!""Just put yourself in my hands for 1 year," said the shrink. "Come talk to me 3 times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears.""How much do you charge?""$80 per visit," replied the doctor."I'll sleep on it," said Jerry.Six months later the doctor met Jerry on the street. "Why didn't you ever come to see about those fears you were having?" asked the psychiatrist."Well 80 bucks a visit 3 times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money I went and bought me a new pickup!""Is that so! And how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?""He told me to cut the legs off the bed! Ain't nobody under there now!!!" ########################################The other day, I had to go to the emergency room. Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I went to the Army-Navy store, and bought some OD pants and a shirt. Then I sewed a couple of patches on, which I grabbed from the internet.. It was amazing how many people left as I walked in. I guess they suddenly decided they weren't that sick after all.. Here is the patch that you can sew on your clothing if you are in need of quicker emergency service. (THE PICTURE DIDN"T COME OUT>>>>it was of a Border Patrol Patch!!! Funny if you saw it>

THE BIRTHDAY TRIP :>)

We are back from our journey. The ride was awefull as always for me. I hate traffic and seeing people talk on their phone or pic their nose in heavy traffic. All was good till around Sprinfield then it picks up,,,and no better by Hartford. If at any it was worse. Going 80 miles a hour and being able to see the labels on their clothes in the cars in front of us makes me rather uneasy to say the least. {J} says I need to be on valium for long distance. I just think if we didn't tail gate,,,race like the devil was after us,,,it would make for more of a enjoyable ride. I watched a dvd inbetween eyes closed,,wich was good. The movie was "Splangish" or close to that. Pretty good,,,I was hoping the chef ended up with the mexican,,,{J} said he saw it before and that is what happens,,,,WRONG. His memory is failling. But would have made for a better ending. I am always pulling that the under dog wins. Any how we got to Hamminessit state park,,,a little after 11am,,,a hour before I planned. We walked the whole beach,,that was so nice. There was a overcast in the sky and I thought for sure it would rain,,,nope on the return walk sky became blue and the sun was shinning. There was a lot of people on beach but yet not overly to many.
We decided to move the blazer half way between both beaches and put on our swim suits and catch some rays. It was beautiful. Listening to the waves rolling in reminded me of the sound of thunder carried longer in the wind. {J} stayed a long time there with me before he decided to sit in blazer with AC on and read the paper. Gave me time to take a good cap nap. We showered off,{not together :<( } And headed over to Mohigan sun for check in. We were on the 18th floor,,,much lower than I am use to being,,but we still had great views. We are always over looking the river and that is nice. We changed again and were off to Foxwoods for supper. Had a nice meal at Verandu's....it was long though waiting for a table and then for our entree to come,,,{J} hates waiting. By the time I ate the appetizef and the salad I was full. I was glad the mail meal didn't come so close. We played there after that for just a short time.....I had a $80 dollar voucher I forgot to hand in the last time so I just spent that on a dollar Monti Carla machine. That is a fun slot. When it spins and lands on a certain position the big wheel on top spins and you can win any where from $25.-$1500 or something like that....I had it land a few times on small amounts $30,,,and a rubber necker leand to see what I got,,,I told him $500 with no enthusiasm,,,,just kidding,,they were overwelmed till I started laughing,,,well actually {J} did first. We went back to Mohican sun,,,,{J} was beat and decided to hang out in room,,,,I went down and put $20 in Wheel of Fortune,,,,hit it for $400,,,took the money andf headed to the $5 machine,,,put about $100 in and got a $545 voucher out,,,so now I am over $900,,,played about $60 more and got $300 more,,,,That was when I was hit over the head and robbed,,,well ok,,I wasn't,,,I was just stupid and lost it all,,,,There went that new camera I planned on,,,,Wonder if I will ever learn. Went up to the room broke by 10;30 and watched tv. I have no concept of the value of a dollar so it didn't really bother me. I think if my girlfrien Linda was there she would have been yelling and demanding to put me on a buget. We awoke pretty early,,,1/2 before room service,,,and had a nice breakfast. We left the casino by 11am,,,and headed home,,,by the way of a jewlery store where {J} got me my gold ankle braclet he promissed. It is beautiful,,,and I love it,,,,I bought the charm for it,,,,a gold heart that dangles,,,simply awesume. We even stopped in Springfield and I hit Kohel's store and got a new swim suit and pair of shorts. So now we remain at home till the morrow,,,where I will make a apperance at work for 4 hours. I forgot to bring my camera on our journey,,,,but the pic posted is a nice one from camping last year,,,,we are going there again in a month,,,,I can't wait--And I will have a new camera by then,,,,Happy Trails!!!!###########################Subject: Butt Measurement>>>A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man >looks>over at his wife and says: "Your butt is getting really big, I mean >really>big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue.">>With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill >and>then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's >bottom.>"Yes, I was right; your butt is two inches wider than the >barbecue!!!" The>woman chose to ignore her husband.>>Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling a little frisky. He >makes>some advan ces towards his wife who completely brushes him off.>"What's>wrong?" he asks. She answers: "Do you reall! y think I'm going to fire >up this>big-ass grill for one little weenie?">>#########################
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It's All About MEEEE!!

Know why this toonie is in it's birthday suit?? Yup it's my birthday!! { Happy Birthday to me}. I posted a long post at 6;30 am,,,all about my day yesterday and a lot of yadda,,,it freakin went into cyber land,,,lost some where by blogger,,,,thank you very much. Now I am pressed for time,,,by my own accord thou. Yesterday after my shot,,,I was still numb from the meds and we headed out on the big boat. We put 33 gallons in it,,,brought it to a half of a tank. Gas at our club is $3.15 for members and $3.79 for non,,,,ouch when you have a big boat. We headed up to this cool island,,I call Bird Island,,,,everything has a name!!,,On this island there is like this 14foot sand cliff that goes straight up. It is home to sand swallows that build there homes in holes in the sand. It is so neat to see them go in and out of there homes,,,about 200 hundred or so birds,,,definetly a large flock. We park the boat 3 feet from shore and I watch them all day. They come pretty close flying,,,but never crapping on you or the boat so that's a plus. {J} was able to swim the 3feet to shore,,,I was boat bound,,,unable to get my back wet wich really sucked,,,but at least I had a great view. I even layed on the front of the boat and watched the clouds witch were few,,,float and some disperse right infront of me,,,that was kinda neat. On {J's} journey on the island he walked under a Eagle,,,lucky him. It was a mature eagle and a grand site to see. We hung out there till 3;30 then made our way back to the club and docked our boat. I would have loved to stay longer but he was burnt,,,I was just a nice golden brown. And now we are off to the ocean for the day and staying at the casino overnight. Lucky me. Well actually lucky them. Last year I did win big,,,a few grand on my birthday there,,,so perhaps I shall do good again. HAPPY TRAILS!!!!!FORT MEADE, MD--The director of the National Security Agencyannounced at a press conference Tuesday that the ongoing phonesurveillance of Cincinnati resident Greg Wyckham has yielded"overwhelming and incontrovertible" evidence that the 37-year-oldhigh-school teacher and married father of three is wasting money on along-distance plan that does not suit his calling needs. According to Lt. Gen. Keith B. Alexander, Wyckham, who caughtthe attention of authorities in July 2004 when he placed a call to hisfirst wife, has spent an average of $75 a month on long distance, "when he could have been saving as much as $30 per billing period." [...]Added Alexander: "If Wyckham simply joined the Family SharePlan, he would not only save money himself, but also for his wifeShelly, Jeremy, the twins, Ashley and Courtney, and, if he werereasonably discreet, teacher's aide Janet Molina, with whom he's havingan extramarital affair."Alexander said it is difficult for the NSA to keep itsoperations secret when Wyckham and other Americans do not take advantageof potentially enormous savings with a good long-distance plan."With companies like Skype and Vonage providing inexpensiveInternet phone service, high long-distance bills are a senseless waste,"Alexander said. "Sometimes an agent wishes he could physically emergefrom the phone receiver and shake some sense into these citizens, butthat technology is at least 10 years away."The Onion #########################
Thought for the day...


If you sometimes get the sudden urge to run around naked? Drink some Windex. It will keep you from streaking.


Have a Great Day,

Officially Summer

Yesterday it seemed like it took forever to get out of the house. Her daughter and son in law came over and put up railings in the shower for us. She is sorta a weird person,,,doesn't really acknowledge her mother. She can see the pain in my patients face as she tries to talk to her daughter and she just walks away,,,and I have to tell her "Your mother is still talking to you"....Well after they left we went up to her son's strawberry stand. We sat in the car for awhile watching,,,lots of people stopping by,,,buying strawberries & plants. He didn't see us,,not knowing what car I had. I drove the dog mobile. It's a oldsmobile that {J} takes the dog in,,,and tons of hairs fly all over the car as you go. I picked 4 qts. of berries and some rhubarb. I let her son drive the dog mobile ,,,so he could show us the rest of the farm up there. It's is a huge orchard,,,bigger than this one I am on,,,I was surprized. All neatly mowed between the tree's just like down on my farm. There was abeutiful pond,,the size of a lake in the way back that borders houses,,,those people are so lucky to have that nice lake behind their house's. We then went for icescream,,,it was a nice day,,,Got back to our farm at 6pm.. By the time I got the critters fed and supper made it was after 7pm. I really wanted a early night,,,the next day I was going to have a procedure done--LLBBx3,,,Well we got to bed by 10pm so it wasn't that bad. The mother cat cried a lot during the night searching for her kittens,,,it was sad. I got up at 5:30 am,,today,,,wanted to get some things done before I left. The procedure I had was very painfull. I was going to be sedated,,,but when I realized it wasn't just valium and something I was not use to or ever had before,,,,and they would have to hook me up to a heart machine,, and moniture my heart. Well that kinda scarried me and I refused the drug. Bad mistake,,,,The doctor put one shot in my spine to numb the area,,,that was painfull but not half as what was to come,,,,3 more shots in my spine. When he was done he said when shall we do the other side,,,,I said not for a while,,,He told me a needed to be sedated....UGH-----After that my day got better,,,shall right about it on the morrow,,,Right now I have a headache (side effect) and going go get some sympthy. HAPPY PAIN FREE TRAILS!!!!!!#######(AND SOME JOKES)

Subject: The Pope is Driving

After getting all of Pope Benedict's luggage loaded into the limo, (and he doesn't travel lightly), the driver notices that the Pope is still standing on the curb. "Excuse me, Your Holiness," says the driver, " Would you please take your seat so we can leave?" "Well, to tell you the truth," says the Pope, "they never let me drive at the Vatican when I was a cardinal, and I'd really like to drive today." "I'm sorry, Your Holiness, but I cannot let you do that. I'd lose my job! And what if something should happen?" protests the driver, wishing he'd never gone to work that morning. "Who's going to tell? Besides, there might be something extra in it for you,"says the Pope with a smile. Reluctantly, the driver gets in the back as the Pope climbs in behind the wheel. The driver quickly regrets his decision when,after exiting the airport, the Pontiff floors it, accelerating the limo to 105 mph (remember, he's a German Pope). "Please slow down, Your Holiness!" pleads the worried driver, but the Pope keeps the pedal to the metal until they hear sirens. "Oh, dear God, I'm gonna lose my license...and my job!" moans the driver. The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window as the cop approaches, but the cop takes one look at him, goes back to hismotorcycle, and gets on the radio. "I need to talk to the Chief," he says to the dispatcher. The Chief gets on the radio and the cop tells him that he's stopped a limo going a hundred and five. "So bust him," says the Chief. "I don't think we want to do that, he's really important," said the cop. The Chief exclaimed, "All the more reason!" "No, I mean really important," said the cop with a bit of persistence. The Chief then asked, "Who ya got there, the Mayor?" Cop: "Bigger." Chief: "The Governor?" Cop: "Bigger." Chief: "The President?" Cop: "Bigger." "Well," said the Chief, "Who is it?" Cop: "I think it's GOD!" The Chief is even more puzzled and curious, "What makes you think it's God?" Cop: "He's got the Pope as a chauffeur."

13 Reasons To Smile

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13 Reasons to Smile
1} Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.
2} Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.
3}I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it So I said "Implants?" She hit me.
4} How come we choose from just two people to run for president and over fifty for Miss America?
5} A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Wow..that was fun!"
6} I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!
7} When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I just "chunky dunk."
8} Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.
9} Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over? AMEN, AMEN !!
10}Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison?
11) Wouldn't you know it...Brain cells come and brain cells go, but FATcells live forever.
12} Why do I have to swear on the Bible in court when the Ten Commandments cannot be displayed outside?
13}Bumper sticker of the year: "If you can read this, thank a teacher -and, since it's in English, thank a soldier"
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sky Blue,,,,,another pretty day

Yesterday was work wise a pretty good day for a Monday. The mail was light and got done early. They surprized me at the end of the day with a BDay cake and sherbert. When I got to my other job,,,,one of the other girls told me the bad news,,,The kittens the white one I saved out of the tree,,,and his little black brother are no longer with us. They climbed up in her engine and the white one is dead and the little black one excaped when she stopped her car in the city and ran. The poor little fellow must have been terrified,,,,and now all alone and not even sure if he is hurt. But I don't think he will survive out there,,he is too young and petrified. Hope some onefindsit and brings it in. Now I am still at work,,,,not a good night for sleeping,,,,patient was up---11pm--2pm--6pm-7;30 am,,,,,She is resting now and I promissed to get her up by 9;30,,,,so not much time for meeeee. We shall go out strawberry picking today,,,that shall be fun,,,Well Happy Trails!!!!! ############## Golfing Women>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Three men are watching their wives tee off for an>>>>>international tournament.>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> An Englishman's wife is the first to step up to the tee >>>>> and,>>>>>as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind! blows her skirt up>>>>>and>>>>>reveals an obvious lack of underwear.>>>>>>>>>> "Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any knickers?" her>>>>>husband demanded. "Well, you don't give me enough money to afford any.">>>>>>>>>> The Englishman immediately reaches into is pocket and says,>>>>>"For the sake of decency, here's $50. Go and buy yourself some>>>>>underwear!">>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the>>>>>tee. Her skirt also blows up to show that she too is wearing no>>>>>undergarment. "Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You've no panties. Why not?">>>>>She replies, "I can't afford any on the money you give me.">>>>>>>>>> He reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of>>>>> decency,>>>>>here's $20. Go and buy yourself some underwear!">>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes>>>>>her skirt over her head to reveal that she, too, is naked underneath it.>>>>>"Sweet mudder of Jesus, Aggie! Where the frig are yer drawers?" She too>>>>>explains, "You dinna give me enough money ta be able ta affarrd any.">>>>>>>>>> The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says, "Well, fer>>>>> the>>>>>love 'o Jasus, 'n the sake of decency, here's a comb. Tidy yerself up a>>>>>bit.">>>>>#######################I went into the gas station today and asked for five dollars worth of gas..... The clerk farted and gave me a receipt.

Sunday.......

These photo's are from last night at the island. One is of a water chestnut. There are tons of them on the sand and some just buried below and you don't see until you step on it. Barefoot or with flip flops on you feel them. The sorta look like to me the image of satan ,,or evil. The other is a picture of a berry tree growing right on the rivers edge. The birds will devour them soon,,,I don't believe they are edible for humans thou. I think they are the berries from the movie the" Blue Lagoon". Where they didn't eat them but they did fall asleep for awhile. That was a old movie,,,but the berries remind me of it.{Well,,,the other picture didn't down load and after 35 minutes I quit on it,,,sorry but that's the breaks} ...Today I wish I was on the Island. It was a perfect day for the river thing. But we had other obligations. BQ at one of our boat clubs. I took my mom out of the home,,,and brought here. I got up late today at 9am,,,so by the time I awoke,,,,checked my email and jokes it was like 11am before I got out of the house and running to the store and getting my mom. Then spent the day under a roof,,,,I am such a sun person. This set my spirits low,,,wich was really stupid. Guess I really need a day for just me,,,and no obligations or worring about one person thing or another. The BQ was nice ,,,food was good and a little over 200 people. And one he/she. Or Klinger as I like to call it. This guy I have know my whole life as Bert,,,quite,,shy but yet good natured,,,Decided a few years ago that he is a woman trapped in a man's body,,I think he is like 70 years old. He even changed his name to Barbara,,,I despice having to talk to it. I had to today over a ticket drawing issue,,,I went up to the side of It,,,,It was busy doing figures on paper,,,and had a hard time seeing,,,,so I went in front of It,,,and explained how I lost a ticket,,,,I got one minute Helena,,,definetly a hormone issue happing there. It is sorta the joke around there,,,but I guess if that is was makes It's life more fufilling to live and they are happy who am I to judge,,,Ok i won't judge but in my book he is freakin weird. My uncle did me the favor of taking my Mom home so I got to run to the store and got home by 5,,,,there you have it,,,my one and only day off,,,and inbetween I managed to clean,,,do laundry and work in the garden....So now on to some jokes or sorta funny yadda#######################
Thought for the day...


If you sometimes get the sudden urge to run around naked? Drink some Windex. It will keep you from streaking.

A voyaging ship was wrecked during a storm at sea and only two of the men on it were able to swim to a small, desert like island. The two survivors, not knowing what else to do, agree that they had no other recourse but to pray to God.However, to find out whose prayer was more powerful, they agreed to divide the territory between them and stay on opposite sides of the island.The first thing they prayed for was food. The next morning, the first man saw a fruit-bearing tree on his side of the land, and he was able to eat its fruit. The other man's parcel of land remained barren.After a week, the first man was lonely and he decided to pray for a wife. The next day, another ship was wrecked, and the only survivor was a woman who swam to his side of the land. On the other side of the island, there was nothing.Soon the first man prayed for a house, clothes, more food. The next day, like magic, all of these were given to him. However, the second man still had nothing.Finally, the first man prayed for a ship, so that he and his wife could leave the island. In the morning, he found a ship docked at his side of the island. The first man boarded the ship with his wife and decided to leave the second man on the island. He considered the other man unworthy to receive God's blessings, since none of his prayers had been answered.As the ship was about to leave, the first man heard a voice from heaven booming, "Why are you leaving your companion on the island?""My blessings are mine alone, since I was the one who prayed for them," the first man answered. "His prayers were all unanswered and so he does not deserve anything.""You are mistaken!" the voice rebuked him. "He had only one prayer, which I answered. If not for that, you would not have received any of my blessings.""Tell me," the first man asked the voice, "what did he pray for that I should owe him anything?""He prayed that all your prayers be answered."For all we know, our
blessings are not the fruits of our prayers alone, but those of another praying for us.

When Jesus died on the cross he was thinking of you!
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My TGIF,,,

Well it has been one Hell of a week. I have been so busy I forgot {J} and mine anniversery. But I have been told I have been forgetting the last few. Well I guess I work to much and am always thinking of everything I have to do,,,and all that I wish I was doing. He got me roses and a nice hanging basket of impatients. I gave him a really nice card,,,unfortently it was 2 days late. So I took tonight off,,,after my full day of mail and spent the early evening with him. It was nice,,,we planned a picknick on our island. He picked up steaks and salads,,,and a green veggie for me. And nice shrimp ring. The water was calm,,and I checked the temperature with his fish finder and it is @ 68 degree's. But when I stepped into it,,,it felt more like 50 degrees. We went for a stroll around the island,,,no new animal tracks to report ,,we did have sightings of 3 bald eagles. I tried to take a picture of one perched in the tree,,but i need a new camera. After supper and a little social time,,,one of my cousins stopped by. I heard rumors about a upcoming paintball party out there,,,and asked him more about it,,,yup a 2 day party. I sure hope our little area does not get ruined,,,,I will be pissed. We have the best spot,,,and it's always clean and well maintained. It's funny that I have not noticed any other area out there,,,groomed this year. Time will tell,,,and I will block off our area with crime scene tape. //On another note,,I put in 13 hours of OT this week in just my postal job. And only about 50 at my other job,,,,so I have enough to shop on and eat out a bit,,,also need to get a pedicure. Yesterday doing the mail was extremely heavy. I had fliers...(3) and jcpenny doorstoppers,,or window wedge openers. Numerous parcels of all sizes. I got out late,,,being the last one,,,plus I also took 1/2 of the route another box holder,,so bringing it to 4. And I rushed,,,I beat the other 2 carriers by 15 minutes. I was sure today I would see mistakes,,,,,I found one very thin paper advertizement put in a neighbors box,,,,And they felt the need to write on it...{WRONG ADDRESS}....I wanted to leave them a note,,,and tell them it had the Right Address,,,,it was just put in wrong box.I had their mail neatly rubberbanded,,,but decided to undue and put it in all cocky,,,out of 470 different families to just get one like that ticked me off. There feel better ,,I vented. Shall say Happy Trails now and leave with some jokes.######################Just wanted to let you know the New Homeland Security Bill has passed.Things will be different now and Internet surfing as you know it will betracked by what the FBI calls a "non-intrusive method." The FBI says youwill not notice anything different. For a demonstration, click on the link below:Homeland Security<http://users.chartertn.net/tonytemplin/FBI_eyes/> ############A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant, and the husband keeps staring at an old drunken lady swigging her gin as she sits alone at a nearby table. Finally the wife asks, "Do you know her?" "Yes," sighs the husband, "She's my ex-wife. She took to drinking rightafter we divorced seven years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since." "My God!" says the wife, "Who would think a person could go oncelebrating that long?" ###########################Should children witness child birth?Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. Thehouse was very, very dark, so the paramedic ask Kathleen, a 5-year-oldgirl, to hold a flashlight high over her Mommy so he could see while hehelped deliver the baby. Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked.Heidi pushed and pushed, and after a little while Ricky was born. Theparamedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom.Ricky began to cry. The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her helpand asked the wide-eyed 5-year old what she thought about what she hadjust witnessed. Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawledin there in the first place......... smack his ass again!"If you didn't laugh at this one, there's no hope for you..................Cheers!!!

TGIF,,,,or almost

>Subject: The Holy Land> >> > A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While> >they were there, the Wife passed away.> >> >The undertaker told the Husband "You can have her shipped home for> >$5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150." The man> >thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.> >> >> >The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife> >home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only> >$150?"> >> >> >The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three> >days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."> #########################################################This is a shot from last year ,,,thought it was really cool. It was taken in Copake at the camp ground. Next week,,,Birthday week,,,going camping but not sure yet where. {J} wants to go to a electric site,,,so he can run the AC. I pefer to just be near water,,,so need to search the internet and find a good spot. Today is friday,,,for most people it is the end of the week,,,but not I....one more day to go before I have a sorta ,,,and I stress the sorta part,,have a day off. This am,,,up at 5. Went out on the porch to have my am smoke,,,and kept hearing a kitten cry,,,so I went to the source,,,and found the white baby up the tree. I got the ladder out,,,put some pieces of chicken on the lower branches and hoped it would come down on it's own. I saw the mother cat go up the tree and in my thinking it went to save her baby,,,,,nooooo,,,it went after the chicken. I had to climb up the tree and get it. Never again,,,the little heven,,scratch my arm up. That was the start of my day. It is going to be a heavy day,,,,numerous box holders and JCpenny cataloges...that are thicker than a normal phone book. So I gotta get a early start,,,,Hope by 4pm I can say,,,TGIF-----Happy Trails,,,,,,,,And some more funny {Hopefully} jokes. I dialed a number and got the following recording: "I am not available right now, but thank you for caring enough to call. I am making some changes in my life. Please leave a message after the beep. If I do not return your call, you are one of the changes." ~~~~~ At pilots training back in the Air Corps they taught us, "Always try to keep the number of landings you make equal to the number of take offs you make." ~~~~~ Aspire to inspire before you expire. ~~~~~ To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a committee. ~~~~~ My wife and I had words, but I didn't get to use mine. ~~~~~ As my five year old son and I were headed to McDonald's one day, we passed a car accident. Usually when we see something terrible like that, we say a prayer for those who might be hurt, so I pointed and said to my son, "We should pray." From the back seat I heard his earnest request: "Please, God, don't let those cars block the entrance to McDonald's." ~~~~~ Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses. ~~~~~ Blessed are those who can give without remembering and take without forgetting. ~~~~~ The irony of life is that, by the time you're old enough to know your way around, you're not going anywhere ~~~~~ God made man before woman so as to give him time to think of an answer for her first question.

Middle of the road

Do you know what happened this week back in 1850, in California ? California became a state. The State had no electricity. The State had no money. Almost everyone spoke Spanish. There were gun fights in the streets. So basically, it was just like California today except the women had real breasts and men didn't hold hands. ####################
After being interviewed by the school administration, the eager teachingprospect said: "Let me see if I've got this right . . .You want me to go into that room with all those kids, and fill their minds every waking moment with a love for learning, and I'm supposed to instill a sense of pride in their ethnicity, modify their disruptive behavior, observe them for signs of abuse and even censor their T-shirt messages and dress habits. You want meto wage a war on drugs and sexually transmitted diseases, check their back packs for weapons of mass destruction, and raise their self esteem. You want me to teach them patriotism, good citizenship, sportsmanship, fair play, how to register to vote, how to balance a checkbook, and how to apply for a job. I am to check their heads for lice, maintain a safe environment,recognize signs of anti-social behavior, make sure all students pass the state exams, even those who don't come to school regularly or complete any of their assignments. Plus, I am to make sure that all of the students with handicaps get an equal education regardless of the extent of their mental or physical handicap. I am to communicate regularly with the parents by letter, telephone, newsletter and report card. All of this I am To do with just a piece of chalk, a computer, a few books, a bulletin board, abig smile AND on a starting salary that qualifies my family for foodstamps!You want me to do all of this and yet you expect me NOT TO PRAY ???? ###########################################################Yesterday was a great day to go boating,,,hiking hanging out on the beach....Unfortunately for me I did neither I worked. I was so tired I am sure I made mistakes all over the route. It seemed I did most of the route in reverse,,,forgetting one thing or another,,,,Hopefully today will be better. Had a great night sleep,,,my patient only got up once at 12 am, so I was able to sleep good from 12-5. I awoke and headed on the front porch to have a cigarette that I should have given up ...And I could hear tons of turkey up the hill in the orchard. The peepers were still chirping the rain has stopped,,,there was blue in the sky and I just know today will be a perfect day,,,now shall I go biking or kayaking or the beach,,,if I was off I would have chosen all 3 in that order,,,but reality bites and it's time to go sort mail and deliver it to the correct box----Enjoy--HAPPY TRAILS!!!!!!

Going to the beach...

If only it were true...Today is definitely going to be one of those nice days. I am so tired....Last night after the post office I went to the hypnotics session.....It was for STRESS- WEIGHTLOSS- SMOKING...I managed to achieve 2 out of 3 . I think if the chairs were more comphy and I didn't get back pain in my lower back I would have achieved the 3rd. I did spend $55 on cd's for more therapy,,,so perhaps that shall help. I couldn't help but notice the lady that was doing the hypnotic,,,really should have tried to hypnotics her self into no perspiring. Her under arms were totally wet. Other than that I think she did a pretty good job,,,,she was sorta like a comedian,,,which kept it funny and interesting.,,,Well I gotta run to my job,,,dressed like I am going to the beach----Tank top,,,no bra--and shorts. Thank God I am average built,,36-c. The other girl at work showed me her shoulders on Saturday--where her bra cuts into them trying to hold up her 99double z's...Ouch I am the lucky one....Happy Trails-- ****************>> Manure: In the 16th and 17th centuries, everything had to be transported >> by ship and it was also before commercial fertilizer's invention, so large >> shipments of manure were common.>>>> It was shipped dry, because in dry form it weighed a lot less than when >> wet, but once water (at sea) hit it, it not only became heavier, but the >> process of fermentation began again, of which a by product is methane gas. >> As the stuff was stored below decks in bundles you can see what could (and >> did) happen.>>>> Methane began to build up below decks and the first time someone came >> below at night with a lantern, BOOOOM!>>>> Several ships were destroyed in this manner before it was determined just >> what was happening.>>>> After that, the bundles of manure were always stamped with the term "Ship >> High In Transit" on them, which meant for the sailors to stow it high >> enough off the lower decks so that any water that came into the hold would >> not touch this volatile cargo and start the production of methane.>>>> Thus evolved the term "S.H.I.T " , ! (Ship High In Transport) which has >> come down through the centuries and is in use to this very day.>>>> You probably did not know the true history of this word.>>>> Neither did I.>>>> I had always thought it was a golf term.>>>>>>>>
DOCTOR PATIENT RELATIONSHIP
Doctor Dave had slept with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long.
No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he just couldn't.
The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming.
But every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice in his head that said: "Dave, don't worry about it. You aren't the firstmedical practitioner to sleep with one of their patients and you won't bethe last. And you're single. Just let it go, Dave."
But invariably another voice in his head would bring him back toreality, whispering:
Dave.............
Dave............
Dave............
You're a veterinarian, you sick bastard".

Have a GREAT DAY!!!!

Sunday---that's my fun day

It is important if you live in the USA,,,and buy personal products that you can at least read English and know what you are using. This picture is soo funny,,,the look of horror,,,is it the taste of disgust. Doesn't look like it brought the swelling of the lips down any.///Today was a nice day here,,,,still too cold for June. I prefer it to be 80. I woke up late,,,after 10,,,that was so nice. I managed to shower and get dressed and out of the house by 11;30. I picked up my nephews,,,and headed to the gym. They really are great kids,,to wanna hang out with me and do what I like. After the gym we went for pizza,,,so much for the workout. Then it was off to ice cream. I did good and passed on that. They both got their favorites. Then we visited gramma,,,in the home. She was doing good,,,getting ready to listen to music there. We proceeded on to get some things for my supper. They enjoyed the store,,,they even got to try a few new food samples in the deli. I brought them home at for and managed to get home by 4:45. When I think about it,,it was a busy day,,,not much time now for laundry and gardening,,,,and making dinner by 6pm...Plus I wanted to dye my hair. It was looking to blonde for me,,,so I dyed it a darker blonde with highlights,,,,it looks just like it did before,,,next time no highlights and maybe it will stay dark for at least a week. I did manage to get some gardening in. I just love my garden,,,there is a lot in bloom now with more to come. When it is totally perfect I will post a pic. On the morrow starts my busy week. Doing the double duty till next Saturday. Also on the morrow going to the local college and getting hipnotized,,,there is going to be some one there doing it for $5. I don't think it will work,,,and not sure if I am ready to quit yet,,,but I will give it a try. My brother Bobby is going and a few cousins. I invited one of my best friends Karen to come. A lot of my other friends don't smoke and are encouraging me so who knows. My friend Karen was at the club last night she just got fired from her job as manager of a store because sales were down. She has been there for 7 years. That really sucks. She seemed always to be working as I am. I offered her a job with me,,,but with no nursing experience,,,I don't know if she will like it. So time will tell or who knows perhaps I can train her to be a excellent Home Health Aide,,,and she proceed in that field. Life has so many changes for us,,,,if only we had a crystal ball to know what is in store for us. Shall end with some jokes-----Happy Trails- Q. Have you heard about the brown nosed duck?A. He could fly just as fast as the other ducks but couldn't stop as fast.########### An employment interviewer for a big company in New York was talking to an attractive young woman applying for a job. Looking over the application form, the interviewer noticed that the girl had not answered one important question concerning transportation to and from work. "What about your bus line?" the interviewer asked her."I don't believe I mentioned it," came the pleased reply, "but it's a 36C."##############################################How Busy Are You? I'm Busier Than ...... Michael Jackson in a day care center... ... Richard Simmons on a fat farm... a two-peckered billy goat... a black L.A. hooker in Hugh Grant's BMW... .. a toilet in Grand Central Station... a gopher on a golf course... a bar of soap at San Quentin

Ugh...And this is June

I can not believe this is June. The weather is sooo cold. Our town had it's flag day parade. I couldn't even stand out and watch it,,,I was cold. I remember last year in shorts and being hot and comphy....This year it felt like early April or late October weather. We went down to our club house,,planning to spend the night on the boat watching fireworks,,,I had a lot of my family there...Brothers,,,sister in laws.. Nieces and nephews that was the best part. They had a nice aerial show with the Iron Eagles on display,,,but I couldn't stay on deck ,,to windy and cold...i think it was like 40 degrees- So not June weather. Our ozone layer is so confused. Couldn't wait to get home and put on my pj's and chill. Got them on and the doorbell rang...My brother and family stopped by to warm up and pee. Before they arrived I told {J} how I was looking forward to a no plan day,,,just going to gym and working around the gardens. Now I am going to spend the day with my nephews ,,,they will come to the gym with me and not sure what else,,,either hiking ,,movies or the mall. They are my favorite guys 14 and 15,,,very great kids and looking forward to spending time with them,,,last time was in April,,so looking forward to the time,,but yet missing the time I could just spend alone,,doing MY own thing. On the morrow is my only day off,,the following week is going to be so hectic,,doing mail all week,,and my home care after the mail with no break till like the 21 first of the month. And that is only because I get a shot in my spine,,,and need to take it easy for a week. Perhaps tonight I will win the lottery and the morrow and forever will be different...Well here is some jokes---##########################Four women were driving across the country. Each one was from a different place: Idaho, Nebraska, California, and Mexico.Shortly after the trip began, the woman from Idaho started pulling potatoes from her bag and throwing them out of the window."What the heck are you doing?" demanded the Nebraskan."We have so many of these darn things in Idaho, I am just sick oflooking at them!"A moment later, the gal from Nebraska began pulling ears of corn from her bag and tossing them from the window."What are you doing that for?" asked the gal from California."We have so many of these things in Nebraska, I am just sick of looking at them!"Inspired, the gal from California opened the car door and pushed the Mexican out. -###############GETTING A WOMAN TO BED Oh, what a difference ten years makes!!!What is the difference between getting a female to bed if she's age: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, or 78 ?At 8 -- You get her to bed then tell her a story. At 18 -- You tell her a story then get her to bed. At 28 -- You don't need t o tell her a story to get her to bed. At 38 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed. At 48 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed. At 58 You stay in bed to avoid her story.A t 68 -- If you take her to bed, that'll BE a story! At 78 -- who! at stor y??? What bed??? Who the hellare you??? ########Happy Trails!!!!

It's all about ME!!!

Guess why this toonie is in it's birthday suit? Because it's a birthday suit,,,and it's me!!!Today is my big day!!! Turned 39 (choke,,laugh ) again. Well it's really not that bad I guess ,,,I turned 45. I don't look it,,and don't act it...and only feel it when I think of my back. But in a few days I will be able to do cartwheels. That's pretty good since I was never able to do them before. So, yesterday after my shot,,,I still had the numbing meds in my spine and didn't hurt to bad exept for the headache,,so we gassed up the big boat. Put 33 gallons in it,,,brought it to a half of a tank. At the club gas goes for $3.79 to non members and $3.15 for members. We grabbed a sub for him and 1/2 one for me and headed out on the open sea's ( Hudson river). We went north just a bit. Next to This island that is so cool. There is a giant sand hill cliff thing happening there. And sand swallows make there nest in the sand. There are all these little holes in like a wall of sand,,,about 7 to 14 feet off beach and they fly in and out all day. And never crap on me laying in the front of the boat watching them or even on the boat. They come very close as we are only 3 feet from shore. It was hot out to sop I got some good ray's. {J} was able to swim to shore,,,thank god he was in shape to make the 3 feet after that big sub. I was stuck on boat enveying him, I was not aload to get wet,,and really miss not juming in or going skinny dipping. But we got all summer so there will be other times. He walked around the island and even walked up under a mature Eagle. We stayed there till 3;30,,,he was getting burnt. The temperture was 86,,,perfect for me to tan and not burn. My skin is olive and I just brown nicely,,,and continue to just look cute. Don't mean to brag but my mom and dad had all gorgeous kids. We got home and grabbed the dog and headed down to our other boat club to feed the ducks and let the dog swim. He just loves the water and gets along with the ducks. They seem to be use to each other,,,and can be 2 inches away. Later when we got home I told {J} I wanted a early start,,,I wanted to be out of the house by 8 am,,,,He refused to set his alarm,,,And I started to get pissed and ranted and raved,,,threatened to leave his arse home. But then I settled down and remebered I always get my way,,,and he likes to get my goat,,,but in the end I win,,,so I just shut up. I went to sleep later than him and I knew he would get up before the alarm. Right I was again,,,5;30 he is up and tidy up the place. I awoke at 6am,,,to a happy camper. Coffee is made and he gave me lots of things I wanted,,,floats,,cooler,,,Oscillating stand fan. ( I hate ac,,,and in my office a standing fine is just fine for me),,,,my ac sits in the closet another year,,,right where it should stay. And he gave me a bunch of little things I could use...one gift was hide a key for all the blazers. I kinda think that was to help him so when I lock my self out he dosen't have tp run to my rescue. Plus I got cash to by this Anti-gravity chair,,,,If I decide I like it. And we are stopping to get me a gold ankle braclet. I lost my other one some where. So it's turning out to be a pretty good day. We are heading out early and going to the ocean for the day,,,one of my favorite spots. Then it's off to the casino and a nice dinner. Foxwoods sent me a birthday gift of a free dinner for 2. I tried to get resevations there overnight but i waited to long,,all of the hotels are full. So we will stay at Mohican sun,,,for free on them for my birthday. My room was only $39. and I used my wampum points for it,,,so looking foward to that. Better get a move on if I wanna get to the beach by 12 and beat the rain.....HAPPY TRAILS#########################DOCTOR PATIENT RELATIONSHIP
Doctor Dave had slept with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long.
No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he just couldn't.
The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming.
But every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice in his head that said: "Dave, don't worry about it. You aren't the firstmedical practitioner to sleep with one of their patients and you won't bethe last. And you're single. Just let it go, Dave."
But invariably another voice in his head would bring him back toreality, whispering:
Dave.............
Dave............
Dave............
You're a veterinarian, you sick bastard". (0ldy but still makes me laugh)#######A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he wore his collar that way.
The man, who was a priest, said, " I am a Father."The little boy replied, "My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like that."
The priest looked up from his book and answered "I am the Father of many."
The boy said, "My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls, and two grandchildren and he doesn't wear his collar that way."
The priest, getting impatient, said, "I am the Father of hundreds" and went back to reading his book.
The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and said, "Maybe you should wear your pants backwards instead of your collar!!!!".####################################################
Thought for the day...


If you sometimes get the sudden urge to run around naked? Drink some Windex. It will keep you from streaking.


Have a Great Day,

Totally gross,,,open with one eye

This is what happens when you drink to much and take home what ever you can get. I think the guy is dead,,,just goes to show you crack can kill. This is totally a gross pic. It was sent to my email from a old timer,,,he must be pushing 80 and is boarder line blind. Wonder he if saw the pic or not. I am home tonight,,,My pt. Has over night company and my boss asked me to stay but I have a hard time sleeping when I don't feel comphy. And having them in the room closest to mine,,,nope I said. I have to do the mail on the morrow and I need a good night sleep so as he put it,,,,He is the Ginney Pig for the night. I shall give him Sunday night off. That will make him feel better the next time I see him. Work has been going good but I notice the decline in my patient. Her memory is getting really bad,,,and she knows it that's the hard part. Some times with dementia they don't realize it and that's a little bit easier on them but when they realize it it makes every thing harder. She stated today in front of company how her memory is going,,,,so I asked her if she remebered she got married the week before,,,,she said "Did I ?" I said no and started laughing,,,I was going to kid her that she married this guy we see in the nursing home when we visit my mother. She has a excellent sense of humor,,,,I hope she never looses that. //// On another note my niece had her stomach stapled to loose weight on Monday. She is still in ICU and doing good. That must be a very scary procedure. She met a few people on line that have done it or going to do it and they have been very supportive of her. A few have even sent her flowers and gifts which I thought was really cool. I was telling her today about the one girl I work with that is Huge and she plans on coming over and meeting her and talking to her about it,,,,it might save her life. When I got back to work today and mentioned it to her,,,she told me she has had it done 2 times already. I can't even imagine that. I know if I was over weight and had it done once,,,I would work hard to keep it off. You only get so many tries on this planet. Thank God my metabolisms is different and I can shed my few extra pounds at the gym. I really want to start pilates thou....The classes are all when I am working,,,,so its going have to wait till I hit the lottery or retire.Speaking of retiring,,,,think I am going to do that for the night and get a early start in the AM,,,,Happy trails,,,,and remember if your job is bad read about this one.....When you have an "I Hate My Job" day, try this: On your way home from >> work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and >> purchase a recital thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be very sure you >> get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains, >> and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very >> comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and >> remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface >> so that it will not become chipped or broken.>>>> Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature and read it carefully. >> You will notice that in small print there is a statement, "Every rectal >> thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested.">>>> Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I do >> not work in Thermometer Quality Control at Johnson & Johnson." HAVE A >> BETTER DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS SOMEONE ELSE OUT THERE WITH A JOB THAT >> IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE ASS THAN YOURS>> HAPPY TRAILS!!!!!

Boring,,,I almost got nadda on this rainy day....

Heard today on the am news ,,,about a cyber place about clouds ands how they wanna change the sky blue people thinking as to why cloudy days are cool. The formation,,,shapes and all. Grant it ...I love the clouds,,,there shapes and cotton ball appearance. I have risen above them,,,survive below them---but prefer my sky blue.....Past few days all we have had is rain and yucky sky's,,,,no perfect formation on your clouds,,,,,are they optimist or pestimist. Think I'll just make my own puma shirt....///checked my email and sorta weird out o this one thing. Does any only one ever look at the things forward to you ,,,,and find your self in the person you thought you were close to and you are like the next to freaking last.,,,hello I always put you first. That irkes me cause You think you are close,,,but in that person's eye's you are not. Ugh this is a raving B thing,,,,but the more I see of this name ....I just hate her---,,---sorry {J} if your reading this,,,but unnotice to you ,you piss me off,,,,and as I end for now,,,lets just call this puma kitty (J),,,Sometimes when you got nadda you dwell on what ever ticks you off at the moment.
********************Bizarre Suicide*********************At the 1994 annual awards dinner given for Forensic Science, AAFS President Dr Don Harper Mills astounded his audience with the legal complications of a bizarre death.Here is the story. On March 23, 1994 the medical examiner viewed the body of RonaldOpus and concluded that he died from a shotgun wound to the head. Mr Opushad jumped from the top of a ten-story building intending to commit suicide.He left a note to the effect indicating his despondency. As he fell past the ninthfloor his life was interrupted by a shotgun blast passing through a window, whichkilled him instantly. Neither the shooter nor the deceased was aware that a safety net had been installed just below the eighth floor level to protect some building workers and that Ronald Opus would not have been able to complete his suicide the way he had planned. "Ordinarily," Dr Mills continued, "A person who sets out to commit suicide and ultimately succeeds, even though the mechanism might not be what he intended, is still defined as committing suicide." That Mr Opus was shot on the way to certain death, but probably would not have been successful because of the safety net, caused the medical examiner to feel that he had a homicide on his hands. In the room on the ninth floor, where the shotgun blast emanated, was occupied by an elderly man and his wife. They were arguing vigorously and he was threatening her with a shotgun. The man was so upset that when he pulled thetrigger he completely missed his wife and the pellets went through the window striking Mr Opus. When one intends to kill subject "A" but kills subject "B" in the attempt, one is guilty of the murder of subject "B" When confronted with the murder charge the old man and his wifewere both adamant and both said that they thought the shotgun was unloaded.The old man said it was a long-standing habit to threaten his wife with theunloaded shotgun. He had no intention to murder her. Therefore the killing of Mr Opusappeared to be an accident; that is, if the gun had been accidentally loaded. The continuing investigation turned up a witness who saw the oldcouple's son loading the shotgun about six weeks prior to the fatal accident.It transpired that the old lady had cut off her son's financial support and the son,knowing the propensity of his father to use the shotgun threateningly, loaded the gunwith the expectation that his father would shoot his mother. Since the loader of thegun was aware of this, he was guilty of the murder even though he didn't actuallypull the trigger. The case now becomes one of murder on the part of the son for thedeath of Ronald Opus. Now comes the exquisite twist. Further investigation revealed that the son was, in fact, Ronald Opus. He had become increasingly despondent over the failure of his attempt to engineer his mother's murder. This led him to jump off the ten story building on March 23rd, only to be killed by a shotgun blast passing through the ninth story window. The son had actually murdered himself so the medical examiner closed the case as a suicide. (A true story from Associated Press, Reported by Kurt Westervelt)

He's such a helper.....

Well we loaded up on the beverges for the summer,,,{J} saw how heavy my load was and helped by taking one. I didn't mind the rain as it helped cool me off,,,and lucky for us our car was only a mile away. Yesterday was a fast moving day. My Pt. and I left here at 12;30. The workers here were just heading back to prune the trees. We met her nephew and son at the resteruant. Had a nice meal and everyone acted pretty good. Her great nephew that has mental issues {scitzo} was having a good day. He really is a good kid,,,but yet not a kid he is 43. After the meal they wanted us to stop over and check out his new pets. He has a empty swimming pool with two cute rabbits in it. And 3 birds in the house,,,a white dove,,,,a lovebird and a finch. Really think that will be good pet therapy for him. We left there and went to the other farm her family owns and I picked the first strawberries of the year. And some fresh rhubarb.It was close to the road and usually I get beeped at a bunch of times,,,,I must have been having a ugly day only one horn,,,ugh I hate getting old. My birthday is this month,,,dreading it,,,I turn 45. Can't believe where the years have gone. The day before my BDay I will be getting a shot in my spine,,,,and taking a week off. The time off is the only thing I am looking foward to,,,,not sure yet where we will be going. Either the ocean or on the boat and up the river and canals. Well today is a early day out of here,,,have a 3 hour break,,,heading to gym then back here by 11;30,,,,taking Pt. to Dr.'s,,,In the rain,,,hope it stops by then,,,,On a heavier note------ Venezuela Dictator Vows To Bring Down U.S. Government>>>> Venezuela government is sole owner of Citgo gasoline company>>>> Venezuela Dictator Hugo Chavez has vowed to bring down the U.S.>>government. Chavez, president of Venezuela, told a TV audience: "Enough of>>imperialist aggression; we must tell the world: down with the U.S. empire.>>We have to bury imperialism this century.">>>> The guest on his television program, beamed across Venezuela, was>>Cindy Sheehan, the antiwar activist. Chavez recently had as his guest Harry>>Belafonte, who called President Bush "the greatest terrorist in the world.">>>> Chavez is pushing a socialist revolution and has a close alliance>>with Cuban dictator Fidel Castro.>>>> Regardless of your feelings about the war in Iraq, the issue here is>>that we have a socialist dictator vowing to bring down the government of>>the U.S. And he is using our money to achieve his goal!>>>> The Venezuela government, run by dictator Chavez, is the sole owner>>of Citgo gas company. Sales of products at Citgo stations send money back>>to Chavez to help him in his vow to bring down our government.>>>> Take Action>>>> Please decide that you will not be shopping at a Citgo station. Why>>should U.S. citizens who love freedom be financing a dictator who has vowed>>to take down our government?>>>> Very important. Please forward this to your friends and family. Most>>of them don't know that Citgo is owned by the Venezuela government.>>>>>> YOU CAN VERIFY THIS ON THE CITGO WEB PAGE.>> >>>>>>>Was">http://www.citgo.com/AboutCITGO.jsp>>>>>>>>Was hoping for a good joke in my email,,,but this is all I got today,,,,So far that is!!!!HAPPY TRAILS!!!!!!

If only he would have used both hands....

Sad to say....but this is what happens when you only use one hand. I warned {J} of this,,,,but I am use he won't listen. Are trip to the Turning Stone was nice. I worked out at the gym there for a good 2 hours....I put 12 miles in on the bike and did numerous laps in the pool. I was so looking foward to a bubble bath,,,,but our room only had a large shower....but that was cool it had 2 different shower heads and enough room for 2 where everyone gets enough water. The area around the casino is very nice,,,very rural and pretty. I could see my self living up there. Close to some very nice lakes,,,,and still just 4 hours from the ocean. No major wins to talk about,,,but on the other hand no major losses,,,,I only took $200,,,,and refused to hit the cash machine,,,so for this I was proud. Now I am back at work,,,,today heading up the road to have lunch with her nephew that is 85 and his scitzo son. Who is 40. I seem to get along good with both of them. I just hope no major outbursts in the resterant.,,,,well leaving with more jokes.....*****************************************************
Some old and some new thoughts......
A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink she says, "I'm on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and it's today.." The bartender says, "Well, since it's your birthday, I'll buy you a drink. In fact, this one is on me."
As the woman finishes her drink, the woman to her right says, "I would like to buy you a drink, too." The old woman says, "Thank you. Bartender, I want a Scotch with two drops of water." "Coming up," says the bartender.
As she finishes that drink, the man to her left says, "I would like to buy you one, too."
The old woman says, "Thank you. Bartender, I want another Scotch with two drops of water." "Coming right up," the bartender says. As he gives her the drink, he says, "Ma'am, I'm dying of curiosity. Why the Scotch with only two drops of water?"
The old woman replies, "Sonny, when you're my age, you've learned how to hold your liquor. Holding your water, however, is a whole other issue."
"OLD" IS WHEN .. Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and
you answer, "Pick one; I can't do both!"
"OLD " IS WHEN ... Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.
"OLD" IS WHEN .. A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens
the garage door.
"OLD" IS WHEN .. Going braless pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
"OLD" IS WHEN .. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you
don't have to go along.
"OLD" IS WHEN .. You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by
the police.
"OLD" IS WHEN .."Getting a little action" means you don't need to take any fiber
today
"OLD" IS WHEN .. "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.
"OLD" IS WHEN .. An "all nighter" means not getting up to use the bathroom.
AND
"OLD" IS WHEN .. You are not sure these are jokes. . . . ! HAPPY TRAILS!!!!!

WATER VS WINE

WATER VS WINE

It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli bacteria found in feces, in other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Doo Doo.However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey,beer or other liquors) because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermenting.WATER = Doo Doo Wine = HEALTH Free yourself of Doo Doo, drink WINE!!! It is better to drink wine and talk Doo Doo than to drink water and be full of shit.There is no need to thank me for this valuable information. I am doing it as a public service!! *****************************************I thought that knife block was so cute. Actually not all men are just my {J} at times. Like last night not running to my rescue. As in the movies when the girl screams in rushes her hero at high speeds to save her. , Not {J}...It's at a leisure pace. Then later on last night he asks me to let the dog out,,,I can only use a few fingers and will have a hard time opening all the locks and doors ,,{,and actually I didn't want to,,,I was busy watching a movie,,having a glass of wine and blogging},,,so he calls me a freakin idiot,,,and I reminded him if he ran to my rescue I would have been able to do that,,,I will remind him of this for a while now. This am he awoke bright and early,,,And was banging pots and pans around in kitchen,,,and I awoke at 6am,,,Up now for the day,,,6;30 am,,he is back sleeping like a baby. He did ask me how my fingers are and the only 2 that are still hurting are both my middle finger. The nail bed are still purplish blue ,,,and I think the right hurts more than the left. Thank god I don't have to sort mail with them for a week. I had my first hummingbird to the garden yesterday. I have had a feeder up for 2 weeks. And a lot of flowers are in bloom,,,and nothing came. I went out and bought a nice hanging basket for $20 from this local old very old,,couple that runs a farm stand. Last year they sold them for $15. But every thing goes up. I don't know what I did to this post,,,I wrote a lot more,,,and some how another butcher block came up,,,and I lost the rest of my post. I even had a recipe in it and it's gone. So here it is again,,,Rhubar Crisp= 1) cook rhubar sweeten to taste. 2) put in Pyrex 3) cover with a box of cake mix,,,I used yellow. Don't follow the directions on box put the dry mix on top of rhubar 4) pour 1 cup of half and half ,,add dots of butter to the top and bake at 350 for around 35 minutes. It's very good. Then you can leave it at work,,,,let them eat it all and get fat. I did have a piece on Friday,,,,I am sure it will be gone by Monday. For now I gotta get ready for trip to Turning Stone. We will have dinner at this great Italian restaurant. Take bubble baths. I so enjoy that. We just have a shower here and that's a treat for me. So ending with a joke,,,off color at that*****************************************A Beautiful woman went to the gynecologist. The doctor took one look at the woman and all his professionalism flew out the window. he Immediately told her to get undressed. After she disrobed the doctor began to stroke her thigh. While doing so he asked her, "Do you know what I am doing?" Yes," she replied, "You are checking for abrasions ordermatological abnormalities." That's right," said the doctor. He then began to fondle her breasts. "Do you know what I am doing now?" he asked. Yes," she said, "You are checking for lumps which might indicate breast cancer." Correct," replied the shady doctor. Finally, he mounted his patient and started having sexual intercourse with her. He asked, "Do You know what I am doing now?" Yes," she said, "You're getting herpes: which is why I came herein the first place." *********HAPPY TRAILS!!!!

Taming the wild

This is the first shot of the babies,,, Notice her blue eye's...I think her father is from another planet,,,all of the new kittens have that ghostly look. Their momma,is a very pretty cat her self,,,looks like she got scratched by a prairie dog thou,,,along her upper nose,,,this is Hissy Face,,,she is sorta of all ways has her guard up nd hissies at you,,,but I have made many steps with her and can pet her..I have told my pt. That there is one new kitten,,,she hates when they are on the porch,,,and lucky for me they only come when I am there. Well today turned out ok at the post office,,,the boss never came down and I never got reprimanded. It was a Yuki day thou. Rain all day ,,no down pours but a little drizzle and cold out. I finished pretty early and called my other boss for my home care job and he was going to cover for me so I had the night off. {J} and I went out to eat with his mother and her boyfriend. We went to a great steak house across the river called Bernio's up in East Durham,,or near there. The food was good and service good...I had a Delmonico...{J} had steak & sea scallops,,,his mom had rack of Lamb,,,and her boyfriend {P} had delmonico. I brought half of mine home. When we got home...He went to drive one of the trucks out to the alley,,,do to no parking spots. I came in and closed the living room window,,,then tried the kitchen window,,,Are windows are very old,,,It was stuck,,,I put both hands on top of it and pulled ,,,nadda,,,tried again using all my weight,,,It went fast,,with my fingers being wedged inbetween both frames. I couldn't get them free,,,I started screaming,,,there was nothing I could do,,,He pulled up out back and I am yelling for him to run help me,,,I am crying,,swearing about to faint from the pain of it,,,He freaking cant hear me,,,,walking slow yelling back "What" I can't hear you"what",,,I started screaming for his mother who lives down stairs,,,She came up before he did,,he was following her,,,Then he says to me,,"what do you want me to do,",,I said open the freaking window. How thick I swear. His mom went and grabbed ice and wrapped my hands up. I really thought I had to go to the hospital,,,I kept the ice on a long time,,,now 2 1/2 hours later,,,they are still sore,,,more the left hand than right,,,I can use my pinkies and my thumb good but the index is slightly sore and the middle finger and the one next to it is still pulsing. That was a lesson learned the hard way. I remember my mom many years ago trying to lower our kitchen window and the glass broke and cut up her arm,,,And my sister calling the paramedics. I hope by the morrow all will be fine. We are heading up to Turning stone casino. I am not going to spend much...I will try to shop and get a good work out in. So before I end I want to add some words of wisdom.... BEAUTIFULLY STATED As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken. You'll fight with your best friend. You'll blame a new love for things an old one did. You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back.Don't be afraid that your life will end,be afraid that it will never begin.~anonymous~

Jokes and more yadda

This is more creative than anything to come out of Congress or the local governments on any of the problems....

Here's a new idea . . .A win, win, win, solution:

1) Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border.
2) Take the dirt from the moat to fix and raise the levies in New Orleans.
3) Put the Florida alligators in the moat.
Are there any other problems you would like for me to solve?
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The Blonde Gets Even
A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. He said, "I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards."
The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook, "This guy out there just ordered three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards. What does he think this place is, an auto parts store"?
"No," the cook said. "Three flat tires mean three pancakes, a pair of headlights is two eggs sunny side up and running boards are two slices of crisp bacon."
"Oh, okay!" said the blonde. She thought about it for a moment and then spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer.
The trucker asked, "What are the beans for Blondie"?
She replied, "I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires, headlights and running boards, you might as well gas up!
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It's getting ugly. Subject: Message from a cave

This morning, from a cave some where in Pakistan: Taliban Minister of Migration, Mohammed Omar, warned the United States and Canada that if military action against Iraq continues, Taliban authorities will cut off America's supply of convenience store managers. And if this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next, followed by Dell customer service reps. ************************************************************************Thought I would post a few jokes. Laughter is always the best medicine,,,,I must remember that on the morrow while I get reprimanded for mis delivery of a piece of mail. One pc. Of mail out of a route of 475 families. I seldom make a mistake,,,,not even sure if that was actually mine. The regular girl felt the need to bring it in and show the postmaster,,,AKA Bitch at times. I have never gotten reprimanded before,,,not sure how it shall go or if I take it. See it all started out on another route where the regular there being very old and senile,,,makes on average 20 mistakes a day. The customers on his route have called ,,faxed,,,and even emailed complaints down to the top of the nacho pile. And my boss has other important pressing issues to deal with like selling her realistate business,,,yaking with her friends and what ever. Plus I really think at times it is more of a ego trip for her,,,being a black women giving orders to a total white group. She is constantly belittling the clerks all of the time. If it wasn't for work,,,I would truly like her,,cause she is funny at times. But I will own up to my mistake,,and watch my butt at all costs. And I will point out any mistakes the regular does with pride. Once the old guy retires that will be my route,,,and I have a pack with the sub on that route now. I will always cover for her and visa versa.,,,Thank God I have a regular job where I am the boss. And the 3 ladies who work there never gets reprimanded. I am always thankful for a job well done. Speaking of work there,,,I will probably hear from my boss,,,as my stray cat got pregnant and had another litter,,,4 this time. If I could trap it I will neuter it. Actually that is what the farm should do....Well for now I will try my hardest not to let any one see the kittens,,,and they really are so cute. I might bring one home,,,just cant decide yet which one. And try to give the rest away,,,next time posting baby shots of them. Cheers and Happy Trails!!!!